I know I’m making up for two weeks of inactivity with three posts in less than 24 hours, but this was too supremely awesome not to share.
Meet William Taylor of Centreville, Virginia.
William Taylor, the unluckiest philanderer in the nation's capital
Mr. Taylor is a married man, and an adulterer. He is also arguably the unluckiest philanderer in the national capital area. Seems Mr. Taylor left evidence of his wandering ways on his cell phone… evidence that his wife discovered.
The scorned spouse apparently is a graduate of the Don’t Get Mad, Get Even school of marital relationship management, and took a rather um, unusual path to obtaining her pound of flesh: she made her whoring husband stand at the area’s busiest street corner wearing this sign:
Awesome. Totally awesome.
Mr. Taylor’s punishment lasted approximately two hours starting at the tail end of this morning’s rush hour, and concluded when his brilliant, creative wife texted Billy-boy (presumably on his traitorous cell phone) to let him know that he’d been out there long enough.
Here’s a video of Mr. Taylor’s shame at the NBC-4 website.
William Taylor and his sandwich board of shame
Let us all hope that Mr. Taylor has learned his lesson—next time, use a disposable cell phone.